I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Babe! I just farted and I swear to jesus lord christ that it sounded like ur name! Ok, more like Meeatt but still... awesome.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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