He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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