Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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