I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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