Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
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Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
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When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
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