she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
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We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
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This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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