I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
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Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
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Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
do nipples grow back?
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