32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
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it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
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Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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