I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
My vagina just clenched in fear
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
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