So, I'm about to rent a movie, order pizza, and use my vibrator.... Am I dating myself?
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
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Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
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I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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