I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
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