He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
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never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
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Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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