I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
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