doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
Randomize
