Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
Randomize
