wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
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Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
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We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
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