So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
I molested 6 butterflies tonight
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
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He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
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My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
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