Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
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I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
Someone shattered a urinal.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
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Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
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