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my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
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I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
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I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
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