Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
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