I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
I just sucked dick on a ferry
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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