I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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