i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
I'm only texting you this bc god forbid circumstances change when you wake up but currently santa is asleep on top of the washer and dryer.
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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