And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
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She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
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My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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