Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
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you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
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Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
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