No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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