He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
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It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
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Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
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