I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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