So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
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took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
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I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
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