i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
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