We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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