Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
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