Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
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You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
The shit I just took was my body's way of telling me bourbon and mixed nuts aren't an appropriate dinner. Well played, colon. WELL. PLAYED.
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I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
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