great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
Randomize
