Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
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