I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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