I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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