He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
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There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
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He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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