yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
Randomize
