The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
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How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
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First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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