i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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