Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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