Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
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