Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
At the doctor. They're doing a flu test now. He was like "where do you think you got this?" I said "bachelor party. Strippers." he goes "okaaaay I'll put 'other'."
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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