Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
That accounts for only three of the penises
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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