His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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