I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
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I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
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This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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