Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
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Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
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I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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