I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
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Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
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Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
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