is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
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He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
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My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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