Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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