Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
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