I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
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