brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
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