did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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