She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
Girls should come with a carfax report
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
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