At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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