He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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