How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
I FOUND THE LEGS
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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