normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Randomize
